i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
goals in life;
- have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
- be that friend
wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"